auburnandivory
Auburn and Ivory
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Oh my god. I’m reading through the drink menu of this place. Now, I like a good fruity rum drink. For my birthday for the past few years, my aunt has taken me out for lunch and bought me a drink as big as my head with about seven shots of liquor and a ton of fruit juice at a local Mexican restaurant. This shit? Holy

I liked this sonuvagun better when he was pissing in buckets.

I’m just imagining someone running to the MSDS cabinet to look up “gropey perv on premises”. Hopefully it’s the same treatment to neutralize a base.

It may have been fun and indulgent for Mario, but it certainly wasn’t for the women he was abusing.

He honestly thinks he’s done nothing wrong. To him, those women were there for the taking.

Seriously.

Tucker Max was a Gawker target back when the website was peak fun. I have never heard of a co-writer claiming so much credit, and it is really hitting me in a bad way that the behavior comes when a black woman has written a book. Like, don’t think this black woman can actually write, you guys; it was I, a white guy.

The laziest person I have ever met made it through Duke Law. I think the hard part is getting in and/or paying for it.

Yeah, I would think any woman with an ounce of self-respect having her work claimed by Tucker Max would be news on Jez. Max is a sociopath who probably believes he can make up for years and years of sexist and racist garbage by claiming association with Haddish. It’s not Haddish’s fault a fucking monster creep is

Oh thank god, are we allowed to just openly hate on Tucker Max now?

Dude, what?

If Amy Schumer had chosen him as a ghost writer/co-author you really don’t think Jez would be having a field day with this?

i don’t know, the fact that he’s now making her book all about himself? that’s definitely something. 

When done properly, amoral audacity is hilarious (just look at the Marx Brothers movies)

Thank you! The comments up thread arguing that “she was “opportunistic” or whatever is stupid and victim -blaming. Those people seemed to be missing the fact that A. He was her boss and by engaging in such behavior he was in the wrong in the first place and B. He was MARRIED and shouldn’t have been interacting with

Relationships 👏 with👏 subordinates👏 are👏 presumptively👏 coercive

When the abuse at your job makes the army look like a safe space... I can’t even.

Am I the only one totally confused as to why Jezebel hasnt metioned the accusations against Russell Simmons? 9 women has accused him and now he’s trying to start a “#NotMe” movement in order to diminish the #MeToo movement. Its gross and it should be getting all the coverage possible.

If you are”aggressively hitting on” your subordinant, then maybe the whole thing isn’t as consensual as you think.

I had a very similar situation to the Matt Lauer one when I was 25, though my boss wasn’t famous. He was, however, highly regarded in the organization. It was really hard for me to accept that I was the victim of something because it was consensual and he was married with kids. We actually never had sex but there was