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He did that to another woman too, the one who played his mistress (ugh) in Death of a Salesman onstage.

I’ve met Hoffman’s daughter; I briefly did an acting workshop with her years ago. Lovely and talented young woman and we were all excited to be close to “celebrity.”

He’s just gross.

“I wasn’t old enough to drive a car, so I thought maybe I wasn’t old enough to drive a woman.”

I am in shock at how lackadaisically he admits to raping a woman.

Lol at how indignant and self-righteous this piece of shit was when John Oliver interviewed him.

I guess sometimes you have to cosplay as a woman society deems unfuckable in order to realise that they have feelings too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes.Tootsie-as her soap character-said her sister had been harassed also and she’d come as a woman to avenge her and revealed he was actually her brother.

Tootsie was my first favourite movie. I saw it at a friends’ house where my family was vacationing, and I LOVED it. So much. I loved it so much that when my parents bought a VCR, the first movie we rented was Tootsie.

What was disturbing about it was that I couldn’t get laid again for another two years.

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

After Tootsie in 1987 Dustin Hoffman finally understood that even ugly women exist to be sexually assaulted by Dustin Hoffman.

It’s the little details that make the victims’ stories so freaking real. He asked her to rub his feet! What an absolute fucking power play. You WILL see me naked, you WILL touch my nasty hobbit feet.

He wanted to be pretty...

Learning about ONE case of sexual assault is similar to finding ONE drop of vomit the morning after a night of drinking. You know there has got to be a pile more hidden somewhere because there’s no such thing as ONE iota of any of that shit.

My mom and my sponsor are solid, my cats are assholes in a way only I understand, and I’m going to believe in Barack, Michelle, and Mr. Rogers regardless.

That can’t be true about Hoffman since 1987 is after Tootsie came out. You know when he learned all the pain and pressure being a woman entailed and decided they were worthy of respect?

The year is 2017 and everyone you’ve ever liked or admired is garbage.

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

His face hurts my eyes. I couldn’t even watch the video for more than a few seconds. The way he speaks makes me irrationally angry.