Hahaha! Like that is going to matter. They *ARE* stupid; they’ll vote for the party of white power GOP again.

You don’t tell a lie that bad to people you respect.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?

A lot of the time all it takes to be well received by gay men is to be vaguely fuckable. It’s the same mentally that leads to guys with ‘no spice, no rice’ on their grindr profile getting laid consistently, so long as they’re hot. They do exist unfortunately, but they would never present themselves as outward traitors.

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Oh my god, her poor knees! That’s all I can see here.

I give them a year.

They’re in a FOREST. She’s looking for TICKS. Jeez.

They don’t call it a “job” for nothing.

Maybe it’s just tacky?

For me, it’s because while porn is one thing, couples who do the exhibitionist sex thing seem to be forcing me to participate in their sex life without my consent. This lies somewhere in between, but if some couple did this at a real wedding (or park) hoping their loved ones walked in on it? Gross.

That photo represents that “Love is real”? Really? Because to me it says more likely that “love is not very often reciprocated”

I noticed the silly underwear as well, but I just assumed that the penis would hypothetically go through that little slot thingy. You know, the one that’s designed for the express purpose of extracting your penis? Do guys not actually use those things???

Just don’t put this love in my fucking granola

A friend sent me this after I announced my engagement last month. I guess it’s a popular idea?

Everyone who’s ever received a blowjob while standing up and dressed knows you pull your underwear down all the way, you don’t just bring your junk up over the elastic band.

Ugh these always skeeve me out (I say always because yep this has been done before). I’m not a prude so I can’t quite figure out why.

“you just suck.”

Oh. I’m sure he thought this was really edgy instead of just really dumb.

“Klooster was quick to note that the photo is meant to be a joke, and that anyone who is not on board should go back to 1996, before humor was invented.”