It is true, but there were other people we hated already. Jared Kushner. President Cheeto. Peter Thiel. Hugh Hefner. Joe Francis. For the truly old school, Scott Baio. So he is at best redundant.

I’ve been driving cars for over 50 years, and I absolutely could not do that. Props to those drivers.

I hate to judge by appearances, but given what little I saw of his Instagram feed, it would not surprise me if he were a rapist.

My vote goes for Prince.

It’s funny you say that cause he reminds me a little of Charleton Heston, who used to be star of a game we played called Who Would You Trade?

We’ll trade the dead girl he saw with her brains hanging out for him. Maybe we can trade Tom Petty or David Bowie for Ted Nugent.

I would trade any one of these douchebags for my Tom back. Actually, whoever is in charge of the universe can take them all. Just give me back Tom.

Ouch! I don’t know much about the Seals, but I wouldn’t want a guy like this next to me in a bad situation.. That 10 thousand dollar smile ain’t gonna get us over a wall:/

Any time someone has a picture of a gun on Instagram, I flag them for promoting violence. If women can’t show their own nipples, men shouldn’t be able to show their dicks.

I just presumed his head was so far up his own ass, that beard was actually his pubic hair....

If he was shopping his pics, he should photoshop in some calf muscles. Maybe he kept failing out of Seal training because he only does steroids and glamour muscle workouts.

How is he not sporting a man bun?

I own several guns too, just happen to be a big time liberal and do believe in gun regulation. I know we shouldn’t stereotype, but man, most people who are into guns tend to be nuts or have an ego too far up their ass. This Dan guy is a bit famous, but a lot of gun people are like him. The macho “real-men so and so”.

I am guessing you meant “Blanche,” but honestly I kind of love “Balance.”

His head seems not to belong to his body. Maybe he is “shopping” himself. He also seems to have no neck, but enough neck for a neckbeard D:

For the third time today, the only appropriate response is FUCK THIS GUY.

Freaky how much he looks like my BIL.

Oh wow I would be really shocked to hear that someone like that has been violent towards women.

WTF is even happening in that top photo. Did the Brawny towel guy murder Isaiah Mustafa and steal his Old Spice commercial?

Around the slackss house, we call that indie voice “waif yodeling” and if we were younger we’d probably invent a drinking game around the gajillion commercials that feature those thoughtful gals lamenting.