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Auburn and Ivory
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Unless this T-shirt was a Hanes with handwritten Sharpie, I have more questions about why it was printed than why it was worn. (But also some of the latter.)

I mean GunnAr is a legit Scandinavian name, so I think that’s OK, but calling your kid GunnEr deserves major side eye.

I’d like to point out that a guy just committed an act of terror in Edmonton but he wasn’t able to actually kill anyone because up here you can’t go into your local Wal-Mart and pick up a semi automatic firearm.

Oh, yes, the age thing absolutely makes him an outlier. It’s when they have the nerve to act like the white thing is unusual that pisses me off.

A lot of the coverage is pointing out that is age is what stands out as being the oddest thing. But the profile for mass shooter is white. When a guy gets past middle age, the testosterone slump usually reduces this sort of risk. I wonder if the recent trend for testosterone replacement will change that profile.

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

Yup, and the old ‘guns don’t kill people, people kill people’. Ugh. People with access to many, many guns commit these acts - they wouldn’t be able to (or at least wouldn’t do as much damage) if our gun control laws were stricter.

I want to punch all of the reporters pointing out that he doesn’t “fit the usual profile” not only because of his age but because he is white. Some of them have practically said straight out that it can’t be terrorism because he is white. But of course, most acts of terrorism in this country have been committed by

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

Maybe I’m overthinking this, but if I were Taylor Swift, adored symbol of white supremacists in America*, I wouldn’t join promotional forces with a company full of people wearing brown shirts.

Heidi’s face in that pic instantly reminded me of this:

The name Gunner is bad. While I can’t hate on Speidi for having the baby today (babies gonna arrive when babies gonna arrive) the release of that name this morning takes my opinion from merely “bad” to “very distasteful.”

I keep reading gross things about Hugh Hefner this week (none of which really surprise me but weren’t necessarily anything I sought out before) —and without fail, there will be a ton of dudes in the comments section talking about how he was great and did SO MUCH for women and how women need to “get over” all the

Even in death, this fucker manages to skeeve another woman out with his selfish, inappropriate, fetishizing bullshit.

So gross. Marilyn’s life was full of creeps taking away her agency and they try to do it in death too.

Joe DiMaggio beat her.

Joe DiMaggio was a gentleman. He was not going to force himself in perpetuity on a woman who left him.

She deserved better. 😞

I’m actually surprised that Joe DiMaggio didn’t purchase that crypt, given that he had flowers delivered to her three times a week for twenty years.

Timberlake is a 50/50 mix of cornball and annoying douche bag. I have wanted to punch him in the face for nearly 20 years.