Not to be catty, but is he in his first trimester?

Come on Michael this guy was clearly innocent and just wearing a red armband and a cheap faux leather jacket ironically.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Nothing sexier than a grown-ass man whining about having to go to Disneyland with his family!

It’s classic. Took my two little guys to Disneyland last month. Got in the hot tub at the hotel and there was a pretty attractive guy sitting it in having a drink. He struck up a conversation and started asking me 100 questions about myself. Then tells me he’s there with his wife, two little kids and they have one on…

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

I briefly dated a guy once who let me know after a few weeks, and of course as I was starting to really like him that he and his ex-girlfriend were still living together. At first when he told me I tried to be open and cool, but then I asked him if they were still trying to work things out, or if this was just a…

Lol, that’s a classic right up there with “my wife doesn’t understand me.” Why do they all use the same lame, dusty playbook?

Give yourself an extra star for your good research. And send him the proof he asked for, cc: @YesYouAreRacist.

“They have no proof that I’m a racist,” Allsup said. “They are slandering me and that I’m racist without evidence because I talk about history and I talk about American politics.”

If someone asks you to speak at a white pride rally, take a hint. You’re racist.

These guys are gigantic cowards. They act like tough guys when they’re in huge groups or online, but the second they’re isolated or challenged they back off like a bitch.

I try to tell myself I’m not 30 pounds overweight when I see a picture of me. That’s not true either. Dude went to a big racist block party and people saw you. Where’s the white pride now?

“You’ve no proof that I’m a face eating leopard,” said the leopard in between bites of people’s faces.

Nah nah...these guys usually have dad bods. Maybe Chad with the flabby abs.

Thank you forever for “Chad with the good abs”

I actually do see when she almost trips him now.

I’m guessing it’s something like this:

ITA, I’m a fast walker and hate it when I get stuck behind a slow-moving group but if it does happen I will walk around them (stepping into the street if I have to). I don’t push people into traffic.

He left his own path to shove her while ignoring the man just a few steps ahead of her.