Either that, or she loves moneyed clients more.

She sure knows how to pick ‘em. (I’m guessing she looks at their bank accounts first.)

Honestly though, if he bought the bike and wrecked it (and himself in the process), it might actually be a good thing.

More like sweet will-get-you-nothings, amirite?

Wow, that subtlety. I’ve seen cavemen bashing women over the head with more finesse.

Why no, he doesn’t look like a standard-issue douchebag at all! Not a bit! Not from the top of his quiffy little head to the subtle look-at-my-dickbulge hand gesture he’s doing there! No sirree!

Yup. And the criminal and civil lawsuits all seem to die in their tracks. And then good ol’ Bill gets the brilliant idea to go on a college speaking tour — not to tell the boys about the evils of sexism and rape, oh noooo, but to warn them about the dangers of drinking and drugs. Especially when you funnel them down…

Also, she’s less resourceful. More’s the pity.

That is so friggin’ awful. Starred not because I liked it (ugh) but because of how far down my jaw kept sagging as I read it.

Gwyneth Paltrow, staring in Emma.

And when the media DID try to cover it, the story always somehow got quashed. And in its place, smears against the victims would pop up in all the gossip rags. MSNBC wouldn’t let Ronan Farrow go public with it on their watch, so he took it to the New Yorker. Just unbelievable, the sheer breadth and depth of the rot.

Never has a line of “joking” patter ever been so damn literally true. She actually sounded in pain when she laughed...

Srsly. That pose looks like one of defeat, not of Romance Triumphant. Oddly fitting, given what’s behind it all, but surely not the image one would want to project as a designer of Fancy Things To Wear In Love.

I can’t see anyone wanting to wear those rings, and not just because they’re too froufrou and oddly basic at the same time (much like all things Marchesa, frankly). But the marriage-of-convenience connotations behind the whole brand? Kiss of death for something that’s supposed to be All About That Romance.

Yes, she does look like she’s on the verge of breaking down in tears, and not the good kind. She looks like she can’t wait to get off that stage and be anywhere but there, praising anyone but him. I never felt sorry for her until now. As loopy as Goop may be, nobody deserves that.

Yikes, that catch in her voice. She sounded terrified!

Just a random guess, but...gender segregation?

I watched that whole exchange yesterday.

Now that’s a mighty fine pair of boobies! And I just love the way they dance.

Please accept this gold-plated Internet as a token of my esteem.