She looked pained. I’m pretty sure that bodice was to blame.

She looks like that girl who got groped by Jimmy Savile right on TV. Poor kid.

Those dresses would pair nicely with Ivanka’s shoes.

I wish it were. But given the way the world works, one can never be too sure.

Welp, I guess now we can stick a lacy, bead-encrusted designer fork in him. He’s the toast that the caviar just fell off.

He wasted a quarter of a million US freaking dollars just to use an old photo on his fake walk-out tweet?

Came here (pun intended) to say something similar.

Why yes, he was. And here’s an exemplar of his (cough) oeuvre:

“I’m sorry, I find that very difficult to believe.”

Weinstein ejaculated quickly into a potted plant that was in the vestibule

Not to mention being one themselves...but yeah. I guess it all depends what letter follows your name.

And that is honestly the nicest thing anyone can say about him!

His real estate agent no doubt has an easier time selling his shit than his talent (cough) agent does.

Funny just by accident, and likable (or closest to it) when he shuts up? I can only hope...

I wouldn’t even be too sure about the “former” part. (I get the distinct impression that they’ve added some new addictions, arguably even more destructive than the coke one.)

The bottom loop of that D looks like it’s growing right out of his forehead. My first thought was that it would be a more accurate representation if it were coming off his nose.

I never really had either until now. And now I still wish I hadn’t, because I think strangling’s too good for her.

I can haz barfbag, pls?

And don’t forget the OTHER Ann Coulter business model from the olden days: being vanity-published by Regnery, who bulk-buys their own books to make them look like bestsellers. Applies here. I know no one who would buy his ghostwritten crock-o-shite.

They literally don’t exist. I know a shit-ton of gay guys. Have ‘em for friends. They all think he’s a tacky, coked-out mofo. Not one of them cops to being spoken-for by him.