Snowflake oughta butch up.

Maybe he was, but the woman whose pussy he’s grabbing tore it off when the camera was down.

Judge away. I had the same thoughts, and I don’t even look at his Instagram, other than what I’ve seen here.

This may be an unpopular admission in the Age of Hipster Hirsutism, but...I’m not fond of the beard, either. (The teeth are definitely worse, though. Who still WEARS such obvious fakes?)

I thought that name looked familiar. (waves Team Nobody pennant)

3? Well maybe the fourth time’s the charm. He’s definitely heading for it.

And even WITH a beard he’s ugly, it just can’t hide the ugly that radiates from within...

Because you have taste? Just a random guess.

Looks like second to me.

Yes, I can see why he’s compensating.

And the stupidity, too. Did he seriously believe no one would arrest or even question him?

It’s not her. It’s a cop, re-enacting what was done to her.

“My WIFE’S life is over.”

My same thoughts. His being caught dragging her to toss her overboard just seems to confirm that.

The Arabic label and the Spongebob characters are a nice touch.

Preach. If I’m gonna reach for a cardigan, that motherfucker better have WARM shoulders...or else.

If he’d only stuck to unicycling...sigh.

Holy shit. That is some MAJOR tackitude.

Which I guess underscores my cosplay-fail theory. This guy’s probably been rejected by the military, perhaps even multiple branches thereof. Betcha.