And here I thought I was the only one who noticed that they aren’t all (a) blondes, (b) longhairs, and (c) in miniskirts.

Right? It’s like “Soccer Moms”, only even more vapid.

This is about as close as they’ll ever come to feminism. Casting women in traditional roles (and leg-revealing clothes), and having them pretend to care about “the national security”, because BAYBEEEEEEEZ!

Ugh. They should start issuing barf bags for his speeches...and fresh ones every time the access-hungry journos start fawning. This kind of public fellatio is embarrassing as fuck.

Tearing down a racist, pro-slavery rag on a string is also a form of speech and protest, whether you agree with that or not.

Alt-equality?

It’s also kind of ironic given that his channel apparently consists of a guy who’ll do any stupid thing for a buck himself. But I guess that if you make way more money than those poor schmoes, you can afford to be a piece of shit in this way.

And about bloody time there was a Barf Bag, too...

Alas, I have but one star to give for this...but forsooth, it is for accuracy.

‘You never give up your seat for a n*gger.’

Ba-dum-tsssss.

Welp, now we know one thing for sure: Pence also loves the uneducated. As long as they vote for him, anyhow...

Is there ever a not-creepy photo of him? He is a troll...and looks it.

I see it also got at least one single-finger salute. Good.

Exactly. I keep thinking of Karla Homolka when I see her.

She’s always been his mouthpiece, and for his political campaign, too. She’s never said boo for herself, only him. I remember when they were still just engaged, and there was a photo of her in a swimsuit, lying on a replica of the carpet with the official seal, vapidly saying what a great president her husband would…

How the hell does one buy a march?

Of course it’s not. As many as 2/3 of all fertilized eggs never make it to implantation, and that’s not even counting actual, blood-in-the-toilet miscarriages. Nobody bawls over an unimplanted egg except maybe those fanatics who think the Pill causes abortions because it sometimes causes the uterus to reject…

They can’t think that far ahead. They can’t even see past the ends of their little white noses. They grew up in relatively good circumstances and can afford not to have an abortion and view childbearing sentimentally. Poverty? That’s the poor people’s own fault, and especially the fault of their mothers who couldn’t…

Exactly! “Tolerate mah intolerance, you evil slurs!”