I decided to make lemon meringue pie one year and it came out more like baked meringue with lemon sauce. I stopped worrying about it once I realized everybody had seconds and there was nothing but a slightly soggy, lemony fresh crust left at the end of the meal.

So...men are carrots and women are donuts and lesbians are a pastry party. Does that make carrot cake an orgy?

Bundles of joy and genocide, apparently.

As you should, you baby abandoner, you.

Are turtles welcome?

......and wear makeup but not too much, know their scotch, can "take a joke", enjoy seductively smoking a cigar, and make out with other girls, but only in front of their boyfriends.

"Serena Williams is my doppelgangsta"

"Why is Austin Scarlett so good at designing dresses? Because he's actually a woman!" #haveyouheardhimtalk

Yes! I'm bummed because they didn't have the neutral colored ones when I got mine, so I have a pack of hot pink and turquoise hair things, but the awesome outweighs the terrible colors.

That's how I curled my hair last night!! Put it while damp (not wet, it won't dry all the way) and go to bed. Next morning, I have big ol' sexy waves. Also useful for keeping my cats from sleeping on my hair.

Vince Neil - making Tommy Lee look like a boy scout since 2007.

I have never seen Titanic, I have never WANTED to see Titanic and now I know why.

I think Sharon could pull off a new Mod Squad kind of look, don't you? OH! And Chad would be the super-calm voice of reason until the shit hit the fan and then she would throw. DOWN. Oh, those crazy queens and their wacky hijinks. SIGH.

The best reaction shot of last night was Santino's "Oh, nooooo" headshake when Kenya ripped her wig off.

I need (yes, need) a show where Sharon, Chad and Latrice take their drag show on the road, performing at night and solving crime by day. Think Scooby-Doo + Charlie's Angels + tucking. Somebody help me write the pilot.

Wow...I thought my cat was skeptical.

Well, if you don't want to be a mother then clearly you're not a real woman!! All women want babies!

And we are women who love everything about being a woman.....

Hey, I just found out that even though I'm married and monogamous, I'm a total slut because we don't want to have kids! Whoo!! Wait till I tell my husband he married a big ol' hoowah!!

I disagree with your sentiment, but I agree heartily with your .gif choice.