I caught it in the morning, while I was getting ready for work. For some reason, it took me FOREVER to get dressed that morning. Weirdest thing.

Oh, reeeeeaaalllly??

Words all go bye-bye. Goodness.

I caught the State of Origin the other day and found myself wondering why I don't watch more rugby. Because DAYUM.

My grandmother totally forgot about Halloween one year and left her porch light on. After a brief delay while she raided the kitchen, some very confused trick-or-treaters left with foil wrapped hard boiled eggs.

I opened the thread just to say "Hey! Baloney !" (Bologna, whatever) Probably most effective if it's warmish outside, but I'm sure it would still work in any temp. Learned that one from my (guilty of a few juvenile hijinks) husband.

When I watch videos at work, I always watch without sound and try to maintain some sort of "my, what a fascinating, TOTALLY WORK-RELATED thing I am watching right now! How incredibly beneficial to my employer!" This one? There was no way. By the end, I was sitting as far back in my chair as possible, holding my…

WOW. Honest to God goosebumps. I can't say anything else that won't sound flippant.

Clearly, I am not worthy of His Holy Yogurt.

If you thought this was fun, just wait till October! It's Hoboga night! Don't bother with that shower and wear your scruffiest while you Downward (Mad) Dog! For extra fun, put your water in an old Boone's Farm bottle!

Pass the gagh, please.

Baby Pygmy Slow Loris - it's like some kind of crazy cute critter word salad.

I have her autograph! On a chunk of book cover (paper book cover that was on my Algebra II textbook, back in the day.) I should probably put it in a scrapbook or frame it or something, huh?

Yes, but NASA asked him to rein that shit in, after the last "incident."

Yep - 5 years. I'm on my second one and haven't had any issues with/related to it.

Now I feel compelled to call my business "Snidely."