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I UNDERSTAND YOUR IMPULSE AND SUPPORT IT 100% BUT SOME MICE ARE GREAT DETECTIVES AND OTHERS LIKE TO DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN LITTLE CARS AND DRINK SARSAPARILLA. #notallmice

uh then they have no business being mice?  can’t all mice sew?  I WANT TO NAME ONE OF THEM OCTAVIUS BUT CALL HIM GUS GUS INSTEAD OK

Have you tried pulling your stove out and plugging the hole that your gas line or electric cord cones through with steel wool ? The mice gnaw through the steel wool and they ...um.........become superhero mice . Mighty mouse’s cousins 

I’m gray and nobody likes me, but I thought I’d give this a shot: I have mice. I also have cats, who occasionally kill aforementioned mice, which is what cats do. I, however, cannot kill the mice. I realize they spread disease and fleas and they’re not “supposed” to be in the house. I know about humane traps, and

Don’t appreciate the use of “middle-class mother-of-five” as an insult this kind of put down of women because they have children or are middle aged and are therefore irrelevant and diminished and ignorant. This kind of misogyny has been going on forever. Don’t use this platform to be part of it. It has nothing to do

“In this climate, who would challenge someone with a beard exposing their penis in a women’s changing room?”

Just a quick fact check: You’re wrong. 

Inco-fucking-rrect, Megan.

YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANT EVEN STAND IT!!!!!

I agree with this take (and could apply it to so many things I loved in the 90s), but the fact remains that “You Oughta Know” is the best goddamn karaoke song ever to exist in the history of anywhere because 1) every woman in the bar will scream out the lyrics along with you, masking your truly hideous voice, and

Is it possible your husband ruined it for you with his attitude?  My ex made me hate things I loved by ridiculing me/them.  

yeah, ew.

I hate all the mommy wine shit. I have no problem with a parent wanting to have a glass of wine or two after struggling with a cranky toddler all day, or after working all day and then struggling with a cranky toddler at night. But the whole “but first wine!” bullshit just seems to advocate/normalize

Whatever reason someone has for quitting drinking is a good reason.  Lots of people need a reason to do something that’s really hard to do.  And quitting drinking is reeaaallly hard to do.  Ask me how I know.

Thank you for your response! I really like how she challenges the ideas of abstinence, and the shame of being an “alcoholic” or “in recovery.” In one of her podcasts she has on a doctor who researches addiction and he also challenges these things and it just rang so true. I’ll get her new book. 

Hey! This Naked Mind changed my life. I’m coming up on a year sober at the end of the month! I tried several times to quit unsuccessfully, and made it a few weeks here and there, but that book flipped a switched for me and I haven’t drank since I finished it. I’ve also heard Alcohol Explained is a good one, but I

Anyone have any experience with This Naked Mind and alcohol control? I’m concerned with the amount of wine I drink (can easily kill a bottle a night) and heard about this book. I downloaded the podcast and have read the first chapter of the book, but looking for real life experiences from other Jezzies. Honestly, just

No, it really doesn’t. There are many, many people who I can objectively say are attractive that I’m not sexually attracted to, but thanks for the confirmation that enough men view women foremost as sexual objects that you think it’s normal. That’s great, thanks. 

All I can think when shit like this happens (sometimes it’s appropriate, but mostly it’s kinda not...) is : Glass houses.

I agree with some of what you’ve said here, but the Jason Momoa thing happened this year, maybe last depending on how long production took. It wasn’t ten years in the past- he defaced his coworker’s property because she wasn’t paying enough attention to him within the last 18 months. He deserves to be dragged for