Yesterday my cat walked into the kitchen meowing because he heard me open a can of tuna. Joke’s on him it was a can of lentil soup.

I’ve been seeing you spreading your Rip City optimism all over this site and  I am here for it!!! 

I’m a lifelong Blazer fan too, and I say fuck tempered expectations! I’m determined to will a championship into being via excessive unreasonable optimism, superstitious mid-game wardrobe changes, and screaming at the TV like the Blazers can hear me. My red, black, white, and silver heart has been broken a thousand…

True true.

Seconded. I was heartbroken with the loss of Mike and Mike. So many people complained about them being total homers, although I liked that quality. Lamar and Kevin have totally gotten sucked into the Blazer Mania, and who can blame them?!

I think the thousands of Portlanders losing their goddamn minds last night and today might disagree.

Welcome to Rip City!

“If this was a good shot more people would take them. They don’t.”

Not that snark has ever really been lacking at Jez, or that it isn’t deserved or fun to engage in sometimes, but this piece leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. It’s mean-spirited for no good reason, and sounds like jealousy, tbh. Also, it’s centered around one podcast episode that came out over a year ago. Just bad…

Hi! I’ve read This Naked Mind, and although I didn’t quit drinking after, I still recommend it. The author, Annie Grace just came out with another book, The Alcohol Experiment, which you use to stop drinking for 30 days. I’m doing a version of the experiment through her website right now, and I’m finding it very…

This has been my personal favorite explanation of his stupid face so far:

This is late, so not sure it will be seen, but: Does anyone have experience weaning off of Lexapro? I’m working on that at the moment (with professional supervision, although I’m actually doing it more slowly than my prescriber recommended), and I’m starting to hit a wave of depression. It’s so hard to tell if it’s a…

Very late reply, but I can definitely relate. I’ve seen many of your comments around these parts- aren’t you in PDX? I am, and all of the delicious beers and fancy cocktails really make it harder to consider sobriety.

Ok- this is days late, and probably ridiculous, but in my head this was a direct quote from Copper as a puppy in The Fox and the Hound. Is that what you were going for?

Yeah, this (w)hole comment section is so good, I’ve been tossing stars all over the place. Really spreading the love. Butt I do love a good underdog story.

This comment seems woefully underappreciated.

Mr. Herman himself got in on the fun:

I know a few people have mentioned it down here, but really?! No mention in the article of the TICKLE MONSTER?! I understand if you guys were so traumatized by him that you blocked it out, but holy shit that guy was creepy on another level.

Dammit! I didn’t really listen to One Direction, and I haven’t heard his new stuff yet. But the face and the accent and all these charming gifs and the HAIR and the glayven ghfujkhkafjdjfggfakenkanbmfnsafh. I’m dead now.

Too late.