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“Wistful and philosophical and clearly in pain.”

Came for this, and I’m not disappointed!!!!

“Rita Ora”

I had to say goodbye to one of my precious pups on Monday. She was sweet, funny, bold, and lovable. Everything a dog should be. I have a corgi shaped hole in my heart.

I love your updates. This is my cat Ollie, I met him when I was homeless living in a hostel. He was a stray they had taken in. He followed me everywhere from when we first met. I was so lucky they gave him to me when I was given social housing. He's 14 and I love him to bits. 

OK, the topic name for tonight is perfect. My mom showed up at 0ur house unannounced. She came in through the garage (which she has the code for). I have told her repeatedly that she needs to ring the doorbell and come in through the front door because the cat might be in the garage and we don’t want her to run off

Yay, I think this is the first night that I’ve caught SNS since I moved to the UK. I posted back in July (?) that I was moving from Vancouver to Edinburgh for grad school and a lot has happened since then. It took us over a month to get here due to delayed visas and the heat embargo in the UK when travelling with

Which is why he is probably embarrassed. I’m sure he’s heard a ton about how they were never going to make it while they were together, then for it to fall apart so abruptly and quickly has to feel embarrassing. Trying to prove everyone wrong, just to end up proving them right has to take an emotional toll.

lmao even if you don’t like her music that doesn’t mean she’s not talented, she factually has huge vocal range

That’s extreme. She can clearly sing well and has maintained her career for 5+ years and transitioned from child acting to music. maybe she’s not the best, idk, but all that takes talent. just not the talent you personally value.

My sister-in-law had to get from Paris to California by way of London and NYC with her three children, my nieces, in order to say goodbye to her mother who was on her death bed because of car accident in Los Angeles. Time was limited. She had no help and my brother was in Tokyo at the time. She leashed her kids to get

I already contributed, but I’m writing another one where *I* was the horror on the first date.

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes

NOT PEPPER!  I have a headache just thinking about it. Someone fetch me my pirin tablets!

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

Thank you, Jalopnik, for posting this. A lot of people on your twitter reacted angrily- “He’s dead so what does it matter” and “wow this has nothing to do with cars”. But its important, because he WAS such a big part of the auto community and because F&F is part of modern automotive culture. It’s creepy and predatory-

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love

What an utterly cynical take on a joyous fucking teevee show.