Most important, sending condolences to you all.

‘Sup Jezzers, hope y’all are having a smashing weekend.

Oh, also, never ever de-claw a cat. It’s a horrible, painful mutilation.

Feeling for you deeply.

Your post breaks my heart, and reminds me of a very wise saying I read in some of Anne Lamott’s works: Resentment is like swallowing rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.

If you are known to have a penis I sincerely doubt anywhere near 99.9% of of the public would consider you a woman. 

The vast majority of men have no interest in hooking up with a trans woman. Trans women are being shown to men alongside non trans women on Tinder.

The Cat in the Hat used to give me SO much anxiety as a kid. I did NOT understand the appeal of the Cat at all and empathized far too much with the Fish..

No this is a really good take.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

Two words: Jeanie Bueller.

Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…

My boy cat and I were really bonded and he looooooooved me. I had to put him down a month ago and I’m only just coming out of a deep depression over it.

My cat adores my wife and I (unless it’s during the two hours between when I get home and when I feed him dinner, then he’s a demon until we play with him). Spends most of his time when we’re home on one of our laps, sleeps between us in bed, and actually cuddles me every morning as soon as he sees I’m awake. As in,…

I know that it’s popular trope that all cats hate their owners, but how many of you all have cats that do actually like you?

All three of mine love being around me, and demand to be loved on and cuddled. I’d post a picture of the three them with me on my bed but Kinja is being dumb.

I just don’t understand the logic of the people in this country any more. And not just the politicians, but lots of my fellow citizens. People freak out over the words penis and vagina and refuse to allow their children to see naked bodies, they don’t want actual sex education taught to their children, some girls…

I want Mississippi to be the safest place in America for an unborn child.

Uncle Phil was there when no one else was:

PAY HER

Self-cleaning oven, fucker!