Yep. I live within waking distance of like 6 different bars, too (by design) so it’s really hard to not just walk to the bar & order a new beer I’ve never tried before. I’m been trying to tell myself that I’ve tried pretty much every kind of beer & liquor already so I’m not missing out on anything.

Jezzies, I’m sorry to bring down SNS with negativity, but I have to rant about something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Sphincter Says What?

What? No. I’m not gonna pull some shenanigans. I’m going to do the adult thing and I’m gonna wait until he takes a nice long gulp of water after a run and tell him i need to see his butthole. It’s unfair I’ve never seen his butthole before. He’s not gonna enjoy showing me and I’m not gonna enjoy lookin. But Chrissy…

Everyone should watch this if they’re able. Watch this and learn the importance of believing women telling their abuse stories. Watch this and learn how your shaming and “she’s just doing it for attention/money,” narrative makes other victims too scared and ashamed to come forward. Hearing those woman talk about how…

Where to even begin?? Trying to think of the classic stuff my parents played for me. I hope you have some Beatles on there! Maybe some Simon & Garfunkel (Sound of Silence fascinated me as a kid). And some Joni Mitchell? Carole King? (I clearly was raised on a certain era of music, ha)

<3

even though it tookus a while to get here, i’m happy with where we ended up. and maybe you’ll think it sounds asinine, but i’ve made some real buddies in this thread, and some real memories.

while its not a competition, i did post that one a little late in the game...but i’m hoping for a come from behind victory.

i ran it by the wife, and based on her experience with me over the past 20 years, she feels as though i may taint your budding relationship. however, it wasnt a definitive no, but i did ask her to not sit on this for too long without giving me an answer.

For those who missed the reference

At 40, I still like saying “butthole” as much today as I did at 10.

*humms lyrics to Brown Eyed Girl*

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

It’s like the trench run in Star Wars; some people need a visual to stay on target and some use their instincts and trust The Force.

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Imagine having such a great opportunity to learn and grow (visiting that museum) and instead deciding to continue on being a hateful, cowardly, disgusting bigot. What a sad and pathetic life.