Ummmmm... I’m just saying, but he definitely waived all attorney client privilege by having that discussion in public where anyone could hear it. If this woman has a private attorney that is looking into a lawsuit, and you find out about it, you should absolutely call up that attorney and let him know about that phone…

This is great news! I had the misfortune of sitting next to this asshole at the airport two days after the inauguration. He was on the phone with his lawyer and I overheard the whole conversation. He originally called the lawyer to advise him to get the footage of the woman leaving his room so they could prove she…

First time caught, anyways. I would be surprised if he’s never done this before. (I do realize that the court needs to work with actual evidence, not just hunches that an older man who touches a housekeepers butt is probably not doing it for the first time).

He died as he lived. Stupidly and killing things.

Boswell’s guilty plea to misdemeanor sexual abuse is part of a deferred sentencing agreement, which allows him to withdraw it after a period of “good behavior.”

As it is written in the book of Elephesians 13:3, “And Lo the tusks were found upon the land so created by the one true Elephant. That they might trample upon the earth and that the ivory might be a beacon unto its people.”

I like turtles

This is the best Nicolas Cage photoshop I’ve ever seen.

For the last 8 years we had sane and capable president. Now we have a cranky toddler in charge of the military. Kim acting crazy is a lot scarier when the man baby in charge is dumb as fuck.

I was reading profiles of women who voted for Trump because I wanted to know why they did it.

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

they’re not called “sea puppies”

What gets to me is, it doesn’t really matter if it’s playful or not. After every encounter like this—the gorilla dragging the little boy in the zoo, the Siegfried and Roy tiger attack, the orca at Sea World—there’s always a debate about whether the animal was playing or trying to help or got scared or was attacking…

I heard that some people can’t see a good thing without trying to shit all over it. And then trying to pretend it’s not them doing the shitting by hiding behind “some people” instead of owning their shittiness

OH MY GOD! I knew I had seen him before but couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you so much for reminding me where.

I think they’re going hard on Mikey Day.

Sometimes, because we’re terrible, my Mr. Delicate and I will shout the end of a sad story in that throaty voice. “AND THEN THEY TOOK HIS FROZEN CORPSE OFF THE MOUNTAIN!”

yeah, and he fought really hard to get elected president of the prom committee because he thought he would get to pick out everything he wanted, only to find out that it’s actually a lot of goddamn work and there are actually restrictions. Budget restrictions, teachers overriding the Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll…

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

anybody that’s seen this will spam it, but if you are ever ignorant enough that you want the government to cut programs like this, please watch Mr. Rogers defend his wonderful show years ago against budget cuts and unshrivel your terrible heart