My prescription amphetamines KEEP ME from sounding like this. Maybe only taking 1 a day in the AM with food helps though. I haven’t crushed them up and snorted them off of Putin’s bare chest.

....If only everyone who ended up doing hard drugs was raised in a nice, level-headed environment which engendered high amounts of self-confidence and esteem and imparted myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

....if only.....

A picture of a woman with a baby inside her was ‘indecent’ back then? Wow. Things were so backward and restrictive in that time. I’m so glad we live here in the future where everyone is treated equally, racism is a thing of the past, women have full rights and control over their bodies and institutional bigotry has…

Depends on the baby. I guess they didn’t want to get into “by the way, your baby may in fact scramble around for hours on end like a crazed racoon stuck in a recycling bin.”

Exactly. The reality that life-saving facts about our own bodies are considered “indecent” makes my blood boil.

“Was”?

Hey, it was all they could do to convince Kid Rock to leave the wife beater in the bus.

That one’s supposedly average boyfriend was also the best looking of the men in the article.

If we’re talking about how Trump affects TV shows, I just want to say that his election makes this line from Game of Thrones seem more relevant

“57 DEGREES?!?? THAT’S FUCKING SPRINGTIME IN THE COOLER. THERE ARE PROBABLY DAFFODILS POKING UP THROUGH THAT HAM. SHOULD I BRING IN SOME PARASOLS AND A PICNIC BLANKET, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. IT’S CHERRY BLOSSOM FUCKING SEASON.”

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

Let’s not lie here people. I understand we all want to be “PC” or whatever… But its time to get real.

“Hitler is getting recognized more and more, I’ve noticed...”

another bill he’s got in the works to require “abortionists” to tell their patients, falsely, that “the process can be reversed”

We really have become Animal Farm.

It’s because of Dr. SecondBecky that “bajingo” is my preferred substitute word.

You know, like those slavery cruises!

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TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!