My daughter is a little over 2.5. She loves princesses, especially Disney princesses. She loves ballerinas and tutus and tea parties. I am against princesses. I think they show a young girl only one side of femininity and what it means to be a woman.

Because there are centuries of history of “white=purity” being used to demean black people as dirty, impure, sinful, lesser, evil, and so on. If you don’t believe me, look at anything printed in the 1850s in the South.

“My administration, including the Department of Justice and the Department of Health and Human Services, will do everything in its power to protect women children, and men from sexual violence,”

Pizza rat would also punch a nazi.

I live in the Chicago metro area. In fact, I grew up one town over from Aurora, a suburb of Chicago! I’m pretty sure it’s the law that, when Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio, one must sing along and headbang. Headbanging is not required for drivers due to safety issues, but is mandatory for passengers.

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It sucks because Hillary is said to be a hoot (as my mother would say), but she has never had the freedom to bring it on stage because every tiny misstep is beat to within an inch of its life, then brought around and beaten again. People blame her for being too controlled, but if she says a single word that isn’t…

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

Bush was just a little dim and lacked eloquence for a president.

The Department of Energy has reportedly banned the use of the phrases “climate change,” “emissions reduction,” and “Paris agreement,” which is... insane! Help!

I have serious questions for parents that afraid of hearing swear words. #1 of which is “how the fuck do you drive with your kids in the car??” Or is it just my kid whose first sentence is gonna be “feel free to use a fucking turn signal, ya shitwad.”

Yeah, but Willie McGinest is an anagram for “Gin Elicit Mewls” which is shockingly accurate recap of what happened to all my Super Bowl martinis.

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

Letting your kids watch a blood sport where they witness grown men do indescribable damage to each other: Fun family activity!

I love that scene.

It looks like some stuffing related thing. Savory French toast with red onions and asiago.

Very new cheese or very old meat?

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.