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Typical liberal doubters. Of COURSE the Bowling Green massacre happened. It was masterminded by Hillary and Obama after they did Benghazi with emails and founded ISIS. George Soros paid for it with money from secret pizza human trafficking. And then there were Muslims celebrating it in New Jersey until Frederick

I’ll never forget where I wasn’t on the day of the Bowling Green Massacre.

A riot you say? The Bowling Green Riot? You’ll never see the librul media mention that!

My wife and I live in the Bowling Green area, and were actually in the area during the arrest of the two Iraqi nationals that formed the basis for this story.

The short version is probably the simplest: the two individuals were mistakenly allowed into the country in 2009, resettled in Bowling Green, KY, and were tagged

Let us all pause to remember the brave Americans who were not killed in the massacre that did not happen in Bowling Green on that fateful day when the terrorists did not attack.

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.

Looks like the AP found a Plan B.

And here’s bonus star for your stellar screenname;) ★

Looks like scotch and smoked meat farts

Steve Bannon looks like his liver spots grew him.

Steve Bannon looks like he rubs his dick on people in crowded subway cars.

Steve Bannon looks like your mom’s cousin that you’re not supposed to be alone with.

Steve Bannon looks like anthropomorphized cancer.

Steve Bannon looks like a recent divorcee who shows up to a college bar with no fewer than the three top buttons undone on his shirt, creepily revealing his chest hair whilst calling all the 20-somethings “sweetheart” and eagerly asking if anyone wants to do body shots

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

Steve Bannon has more Gin Blossoms than a jukebox at Applebee’s...

steve bannon looks like a mortician who staunchly refuses to apologize after his necrophilia arrest.