Is no one else worried that Trump putting this highly inflammatory and obviously click-baity EO out there was just a ruse to hide some actual sinister shit that quietly slipped past everybody while we were all losing our minds this weekend? Like removing the permanent military presence from the NSC and staffing it…

Look, liberals,

Saw that someone called him Shouty Spice.

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

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“The President is proud to have been the first ever GOP nominee to mention the LGBTQ community in his nomination acceptance speech, pledging then to protect the community from violence and oppression. The executive order signed in 2014, which protects employees from anti-LGBTQ workplace discrimination while working…

BLIND SQUIRREL FINDS NUT-Film at 11.

It would be great if our checks and balances started checking and balancing anytime now

I get that there are a lot of problems with the police over reacting or reacting violently to people of colour and people who are mentally unwell (I’m not sure if it’s worth pointing out, that this man isn’t described as a POC, whereas Ravenclaw apparently is, and secondly came to no harm from the police). However, as…

“Hello? Yes, this is the Owner of the Forest Lake Country Club. I need a black. What do you mean a black what? Look, I don’t have time for games, just send me the finest quality black you can. I need to put a black in my club so the PC heat can die down and we can golf in peace without harassment from the coloreds.

I know demonizing immigrants sounds like a great thing to many trump supporters, but guys, immigrating to the US (even legally) is difficult, messy, expensive and so so taxing, physically and emotionally. And to be a refugee on top of that, to not really even have a comfortable place to wait out the immigration…

When in the hell are we going to get Trump on a 5150 already?

No way. That bird is cute.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Parks and Recreation. He’d learn a lot more about government that way. And the West Wing.

Is this a turtle joke?