When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Literally took my first Wellbutrin this morning. It’s so good to hear your positive story.

It’s a funny trick - it makes you feel so much better you feel like you’re just fine.

Cosigning Amanda Seyfried’s statement. I went off of my low dose of Celexa a couple years ago, and since I went back on last year, I’ve never considered going off ever again. Stopping is just not worth it.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

But how is babby ghost formed?

Dumb little little little dumb little guy...

My father gave me 14 mil when I was just a lad,

“Are you ready to use your words now?”

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

And are your legs touching the seat of a bus or subway?!

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

I HATE that this show made me want her to pick Robby.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

Talulah Riley and Elon Musk sound like Bath and Body Works scents

I’ll believe when I see/hear it. I’ve been burned by this rumor one too many times, thank you very much.

Damn, Ashley goes in. Sounds pretty upset.

“You look just like him!”