Ok, “that person”

I worked in Baghdad (development aid worker) for a few years, and these sorts of bombings with high death tolls were relatively commonplace. By the time I left, they were increasingly rare, and I truly believe as I boarded my last flight out of Iraq that things were on the upswing. My then-boyfriend (now husband) and…

I would love to read a story about how someone is dealing w/ their life issues w/o packing up and travelling to ‘find themselves’.

If you are being abused you can call 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), TDD 1-800-787-3224, for help in coming up with a safe plan and general support. Leaving is difficult, but you don’t have to do it alone.

YES. He’s too normal for this show. I will miss seeing him on my television screen.

Albert, ya pierced the toast.

i never wear shoes because they make me fall down

Also, yes. That is basically a line from The Birdcage.

Right? I think if anything Obama has been too soft.

It’s bananas how President Obama has spent eight years being scrupulously nuanced and careful in his discussions of race relations in America and the persistent impression on the right is still that he’s constantly calling everyone who disagrees with him racist.

I just assume that this was the home visit episode. Hiddlebaking doesn’t happen until the fantasy suite.

So in less than three weeks, my divorce from my abuser will be final. I am so freaking excited, y’all! How should I celebrate? My kid will be out of town with her grandparents, so what should I do? I thought maybe I’d feed my wedding ring to an alligator, then wrestle the alligator, then kill and eat the alligator,…

i am v v jealous of your earrings, but i do own Roseanne and Dan Conner earrings so like....we are all winners.

Why do you hate love? You must not be here for the right reasons.

*Shuts closet door suddenly*

As long as Lil Bub is alive and well I can continue on living in this world.

I’m glad that the Dems are finally going “we aren’t taking your crap anymore, GOP” approach.

I am fucking ECSTATIC that our elected officials are taking a stand (sit) against this bullshit. It irks the hell out of me that they need to adopt the tactics that those outside government use to urge government to action, because more than half of congress is basically a bunch of spoiled children.

Ugh! I’m so excited but shipping is going to take 24 hours so they’re coming at 2. But my court mandated anger management class is RIGHT THEN what if I miss UPS? You know what? I’ll just leave a note asking them to toss the boxes on the porch with a sign that says “danger-firearms. Please be careful if borrowing”