Ugh, please. Yes, these people are vapid, materialistic and vain, but they clearly love and support one another. A child could do much, much, much worse, and billions of them around the world do. Like, I get it, we hate those Kardashian sluts etc etc etc, but get a fucking grip.

The first time I saw my dad cry was at the Vietnam memorial. I was 11. He was a vet and he’d suppressed so much from that time period that he couldn’t even remember the names of the friends he lost and that really, really upset him. (That is how my dad deals with shit. He pushes it down as far as it will go. That is…

I was gonna make a cheap, “maybe he just sprayed some in his eyes” joke but then I kept scrolling and scrolling and this is apparently an actual adult conversation so...

Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

We don’t mean to ruin your community, we just can’t afford to live here.

This is what happened in the Bay Area, and it’s spilling into Portland. Nice places become the playgrounds for the rich.

I agree! I love 4/20, by all measures better than May 4.

Regardless of what you think of them, can we just NOT refer to people as trash, like, ever? Is that too much to ask, to acknowledge that people are not worthless and disposable?

Lil’ B got taken in by Portland. It happens to a lot of people. But this city is actually a zoning shitshow. A few powerful people are making a ton of money off of some corrupt legal dealings, and it’s making the city become unlivable. Neighborhoods are rapidly becoming too expensive for their longtime residents, who…

“Oh, baby, I’m sorry, you know how I get, I swear I’ll never do it again!”

oh god, it makes me ill to think that was one of my reactions as well. We’re really scrounging for silver linings lately...

I feel like we’re living out some social media driven version of Emperor’s New Clothing.

I’d like to triple-star this for your use of the Hades gif. Perfect.

Most of this was so bizarre to me. But this part made me feel sad for her. She’s only teaching her son’s that bullshit because she was taught it when she was young.

Yeah, it’s terrible. Like 1) making your son look at you whenever he sees something even vaguely sexual is just setting him up for being into some real kinky shit. Mark my words. 2) The part about how “sometimes the women don’t know they need privacy”???

Yeah, note the subtle shade there: “Perhaps the woman doesn’t know she needs privacy.”

Boy, Riley’s diving into the hot topics at such a young age!

Selfie

Lake Bell knows what’s what. Half-and-half on Cracklin’ Oat Bran is better than probably half the sex I’ve had in my life.