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One day, I’m just going to go up to each of these lunatics protesting outside of abortion clinics and ask them to support a charity that helps infants who have mothers that unfortunately don’t make enough money to take care of them. I’m going to ask them to volunteer their time or if they can donate items or money and

So many people really do think dogs are morally superior. (I’m not saying anyone on this thread. This thread seems delightfully tongue in cheek.) I just hear it all the time from the dog lovers in my life about how cats are assholes and dogs would never! I’m a cat lover in a dog family and the dog love/cat hate can

I also love the implicit assumption that this is something that straight men WOULD DO. Like, really? You thought about this and went, “yeah, I could see that.” Men, like you, are so base and horrible that they’ll take any chance they can get to ... do something to women? And not just any old sluts, YOUR WIFE OR YOUR

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

A+ on the comment/user name synergy.

his face tho

Ryan, your life is just like that show except for the fact that it’s nothing like it at all.

The narrative of the shrill, “dramatic,” slightly unhinged woman is so pervasive that the media tries to shoe-horn any woman who dares show a shred of disappointment or annoyance even for a perfectly understandable reason.

Piker.

Why does every male feel the need to “protect” women on this one fucking issue?? Like dude, we are good with transgender women using the women’s bathroom. Maybe try being this upset about how few rape kits are actually tested? Or that only 2% of rapists actually ever get convicted (meaning there are legitimate sexual

Well some churches serve ice cream at socials! Can you imagine? All that sugar goes right to the genitals! Kids go crazy-sexting and reading those twilight porno books and drinking caffeine straight from the bean.

And also in my mouth cause I'm smokin a doob!

We can talk about why androgyny often reads masculine (hint: under patriarchy, masculinity is considered the default—“neutral”—while femininity is treated as a variation on masculinity), but “fuck androgyny” is a strong take. I have a hunch that people who feel comfortable more around the middle of the gender spectrum

she died from all the pot smoking

Reminds me of weekend Peggy.

Sorry if this is graphic but they DO sell baby parts. And not just any baby parts.....

Happy Day, my friends. 😚💨💨💨💨

Come to Oregon where we have that IN THE SAME STATE.

You need better friiiiiends, maaaan