Lovely piece. I especially enjoyed this eloquent way of saying you were super stoned:

Awwwww yeah!

Did you really mean to say “digestible”? Oh jeez. (Btw, not criticizing your use of dark humor- its how I survive).

Wow, I did not know that. You are much more educated on this subject than I am; I’m mostly responding to gut feelings here, honestly. This has definitely been the most insane election season in my personal memory, and I’m really interested to see where he takes it next too. Scary to think he’s going to be the nominee,…

Oh, you’re definitely right. He’s a fucking puppet-master when it comes to the media and his supporters. He’s milking his own ridiculousness for all it’s worth. I still have a hard time believing his insecurity is all an act (even if he’s using it for his own benefit), and it still disgusts me. But then again, I’m…

Interesting. Maybe that specific example doesn’t apply here. Nonetheless, someone who decides that it’s necessary to defend the size of his penis on a Presidential debate stage should not have the power to influence very delicate relations with other parts of the world.

Seriously. His insecurity is one of the things that scares me the most about him. Someone who can’t handle a mean tweet should be nowhere near nuclear weapons.

Likely (very likely) true. But they’re HER motives, you know?

The way I see it, feminism means you have the right to disagree with (not shame her for) her actions, and Kim K has the right to not give a fuck and keep doing what she wants. Just sayin.

Oh man, it is so exhausting to try to explain mental health issues to people. It can be a crazy (no pun intended) mixture of feelings and thoughts involving so many factors, that it’s so difficult to explain to ourselves, let alone anyone outside of it. And because it’s all going on inside your brain, you know, that…

I’m so sorry to hear that you don’t want to be here in the world. I know I see a lot of people around these parts that want you here in the comments, myself included (even if it doesn’t mean much, it’s very apparent). I realize I am kind of doing exactly what you’re talking about, but although I have experience with…

That’s exactly what I thought. I was really intimidated by tampons when I first started my period, but just a couple cycles with pads were definitely enough to convince me to conquer my fears. But then again, I was at the wise old age of 14 when I started my period, so I could handle the heavy (heh) responsibility of…

I think you just came up with the slogan-

A little late, I know, but I saw that nobody responded. You are doing the right thing. As disappointing as it may be, its so great that you recognized that your pet wasn’t getting what it needed. And you didn’t abandon your birdie, but made sure it went to a good home. I just wanted to make sure you know that the…

“Meet Jack’s lighter companion”?!

I’m the freak?! Any normal person knows the best cheese is aged much longer than a year. ;)

Does this fix it?

I’m just here to help.

Girl cheese sounds pretty good to me.