If somebody just told Isringhausen that Smith was wearing a super tight brown shirt, he’d probably be fine with that.

Is this a shot at the Deadspin staff?

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

This post could easily have been referring to 11 other guys in white jerseys.

Jabroni is #10

I’m sorry.

I do wonder, with the rate of deteriorating jokes here, how long before Deadspin just starts headlines with, “Bryce Harper really slapped a deep dick in the outfield!”

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

Condom of cars?

Best looking Corvette ever made.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

“Shut up.”

-Buffalo

I think Reilly’s is worse than Schilling’s because Reilly’s bad take was an original one. Reilly thought that up himself and thought it was a really good point. Schilling “just” shared a meme.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

They’d just cut holes in the floor and crawl out.

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.