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"(which you should not board, because it will undoubtedly career off the road and burst into flames with impeccable comedic timing)."

were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location

I'm glad Deadspin is taking Revis's side. I'm a Pats fan and am sad to see him go, but as a human being I'm happy to see a guy actually use his leverage repeatedly in a league where everyone plays a bloodsport on contracts that can be voided at any time. More elite players should hire whoever his agent is.

Derek Jeter, because, New York.

I don't know, it had just the right touch of "get off my lawn" to it. I say legit. Judges?

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

Here's a screengrab in case they disappear:

I disagree. I have an employee who wraps exotic cars all weekend long. Most of them want to change it so it's flashy for now, but when they sell the car 18 months from now (these people are most fearful of commitment) you yank off the wrap and the paint underneath is perfect. No chips, it scratches. There is a reason…

I pledged SAE in college b/c after just playing sports in high school I had no fucking clue about life. I was drawn to their True Gentleman creed and thought "Man, that's how I try to act so I'll join these guys."

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

The Cowboys would sign Adrian Peterson for infinity billion dollars

I have four from my summer job at a discount tire shop (which should tell you exactly the kind of clientele we had). The first I actually saw. A guy had his left rear tire blow on the highway. He had a Pontiac Grand Prix, so he figured he could keep going and he did. The tire eventually shredded and when it did,…

If we've learned anything from Kane's leadership, it's that he's the most outspoken player there is when it comes to the importance of change.

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

I doubt Stanton will ever admit it, but he's not only wearing this for safety. I think it's in his head.

/MASHES TATERS