Worse still, the Republicans are using the Blasey-Ford hearing and the sham FBI investigation as a pretense to act as though they’re all victims in this. 

Hillary should be the next commissioner.

That’s a cheroot.

This, times a thousand.

When asked the same question, quoth Dan Quinn: “Now, now, now, now, now...!”

This

Did somebody say Robert Evans?

+ 1 idiot

The Mets didn’t bring in Teebs for his hitting, they got him for his jump pass.

Take some solace: it’s been posited that the universe will tend to expand until it begins to contract and collapse, ultimately ending in a singularity.

He took the hat off?

More time at the gym bro do you even

Are you sure it says that it is an own goal?

Deadspin is my window to the world.

I always mistake your avatar to be a shaggy-haired white dog with a black nose.

#nofilter

Quizas es un charco.

Stick to spurts!

Definitely no way to force a stalemate, considering he could still move his pawns.