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JIM THOME IS CONFUSED

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

K, Upton does not change, regardless of first name.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, the BIZARRO EDITION:

Not to mention we all saw the last time they went head to head.

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

On to the important questions: Will they make the data convenient to download or do I have to keep writing scripts to scrape together my spreadsheets? I need this shit for school.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

There's a worse story....and I lived it.

In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

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What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

Simplest running shoes advice: If you can't run more than 3 miles it doesn't really matter what shoes you wear as long as they don't hurt you. If you can run more than 3 miles then you probably have a good idea whether you need more or less cushioning. Also keep a rotation of different running shoes so that your…

You'd think that, but they actually average an attendance of around 10,000 each match. I don't know what it was in this particular game, but that's not bad!

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

How about you google Quicken Loans Predatory Lending and just watch what comes up. Oh and consider yourself lucky because there are a lot of folks that have dealt with the company aren't.

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.