Virginia Witt to Deadspin: Stick to Sprots!

Jimmy's own worst enemy is Jimmy.

NEOMG is also what Farmer texts his coaches when the Browns are playing the Patriots.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Okay, it's not a great sport, but I wouldn't call it the dumbest.

"He may be shy"

Substantively, I can't disagree with anything Lund wrote. Yep, the NFL has serious problems at the structural level, and gives itself daily injections of HGH (Hypocrisy Generating Horseshit).

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I think the only person that could really say this is a personal injury lawyer in the Buffalo/Niagara region.

You shut your whore mouth! THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!
/guzzles tallboy of Labatt Blue
//cries

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

"Were you watching the Predators at Blues match-up on Fox Sports Tennessee tonight"

A still-frame close-up of his face is exactly what we need. A screen-Grabner, if you will.

You'd think someone this upset about the OK City bombing would focus on players endorsing Vans.

I dunno, man, that'd be a harsh punishment:

#wow i can't believe this take

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…