The whitewalls and the nose job are terrible. I remember when that generation T-Bird came out in 1989, and it had a really clean look back then.

Cool turbo, bro.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

There's a case to be made that he is great at shielding them from criticism because he draws all the negative attention to himself. During the height of the Rice and Peterson ordeals, people criticized Goodell and not Steve Biscotti or Zygi Wolf.

$10K? Try $1,000. Y'all a bunch of stingy so-and-sos. And just to be clear, I always try to choose candidates that are interesting or notable in one way or another, rather than just by price.

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

IT EVEN SAYS FLEXBALL IN THE BACKGROUND. THEY'RE FLAUNTING IT.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

But Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

Wilson added that he suspects Jermaine Kearse is a Blessing in disguise.

I think too often sportswriters make the mistake of thinking "Because only a select few people get to do what I do, that must mean I'm as supremely talented at my job as the athletes I cover are at theirs."

The Colts weren't using those same balls. How can people not get this?! Once again... I'm not saying that's why they won. But is Still. Fucking. Cheating. From a team who has already cheated in the past. Are we supposed to let cheating go just because they would have probably won anyway? God, you people are the worst.

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Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"