When you wrote this, you presented a burden to those who would be reading it.

Some techy, Peter King-esque dad will use a drone to retrieve the ball.

For Cards fans: what does the unwritten rulebook have to say about all this?

“load up on guns, bring your friends, it’s fun to lose and to pretend...”

It’s this disgusting baseball chin. He’s playing the wrong game.

So what happens if you try to log in from Washington or the other states where DFS is barred? If you use a proxy IP and check the box that you’re not a persona non grata, can you lay bets and collect winnings, I wonder?

Do they still interminably show the commercials for it though?

I’ll listen to the deadcast right after this minute-long DraftKings commercial. DraftKings! DraftKings! DraftKings!

“How many hookers’ dead bodies have been found?”

“Is your refrigerator running?”

I guess trivago guy was unavailable.

Not even close.

All these breaks gave him plenty of time to compose his thoughts. That’s worth something, isn’t it?

*its’

Somebody probably already mentioned this, but I hate the way this show, other reality shows and even Top Gear use music. Apparently there is some TV production rule against having music with lyrics while the presenters/characters are talking. Therefore, all the music seems to be studio recordings that are TV’s version…

David Beckham, they got you too?

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

“dead man walking”

/snow joke (!?)

Ain’t no Angel gonna greet me.
It’s just you and I my bro.
My clothes don’t rip me no more,
I boxed a thousand miles
Just to get this hug.