“Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling”

Does every episode still feature this:

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

It’s almost like by saying that NC State isn’t a rival, it gets NC State fans super riled up, which definitely isn’t the intention of telling them that they’re not rivals. Which they aren’t. Duke is our rival.

You both were half right. You can rip anything you own, but if you break any existing copy protection (not generally an issues with CDs) that’s illegal.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

Helen Hunt will be doing a big favor to Reiser. She doesn’t need it. He on the other hand isn’t “open to the idea.” He’s praying for it.

This tactic shall henceforth be known as the Holdo Maneuver.

if you don’t see any point to answering the question “how does the rebellion continue,” then you won’t see any point to the c-plot. rose is the first time we have -ever- seen a Rebel grunt for longer than was necessary to make us vaguely remember their face as they explode. this is what the rebellion is made up of,…

When the plucky band of misfits with tiny, beaten-up shitmobiles can’t actually defeat the vastly superior technology of their evil foes and have to, like, sneak out the back.

The Leia stuff was weird. I have no problem with them expanding on her own power with the Force, but this wasn’t the way to do it. In fact, them never expanding on it once except for the bizarre floating scene is another disappointment. Maybe they had more planned in IX before Fisher passed, but both VII and VIII was…

When Luke told Rey to stop idolizing the Skywalker legacy.
When Kylo whined about how this was his story

I love it when a movie has the balls to actually say what a lot of us have been thinking since the prequel trilogy. The Jedi were fucking morons and shit isn’t as simple as black and white, dark and light

They’re just gonna start strapping engines to Porgs.

It backfired BECAUSE of POE! If Finn hadn’t gone on that ridiculous mission it would have worked!

God, that fucking ruled.

I love that you have WW2-era bombing missions with slow bombers with ball turrets that have to overfly a target and drop hundreds of munitions straight down, as if “down” has a meaning in space.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete