Don’t worry; they plan on coming out with a new cult with a much easier method of interaction with the public, based on selling the women they have collected. It’ll be called “Vendo in Nomine Domini Obsequiosum Vestrum Sororium”.

ha i loved that the pizza in The Good Place is Hawaiian.... b/c my husband loves hawaiian and he is just wrong. we had TV-proof of his wrongness and he was a little sad about it!

I didn’t realize I had missed the last three episodes of season 1 so I had to catch up on Netflix. My favorite joke was the extremely popular British sitcom that ran for 16 years, producing almost 30 episodes.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

When a chick responds to your tirade by CALMLY taking off her shoes it means she ready and you need to run.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

She did it right: keep your head until the fighting starts, and don’t react until you’re ready.

yeah but you are in public - shouldn’t there be a minimum decorum level? if I dressed in gym clothes I would be embarrassed in this setting...and in turn I find all the slobs dressed like this to be embarrassing and gross. just my opinion but I can’t help it.

10/10. Would drive.

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Mr President: there was a time in this country we didn’t question the brave fellow citizens committing righteous violent attacks on Nazis and their sympathizers who opposed all we hold sacred; we call them WWII veterans. Stop desecrating their graves.

Wow so brave

I love Connie Britton and eagerly await the Friday Night Lights revival that will probably never happen.

I’d also accept “4,600 sexual lesions”

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

Her interview with Gene Simmons was also legendarily awful (though he never walked out).

I suspect that most people’s hatred of Sansa comes from a place of misogyny. She’s one of the most overtly feminine female characters and she comes across as passive for much of the series. She internalizes what happens around her rather than acting out. Yes, she was sometimes kind of a shitty adolescent (but then,…