Who could forget this classic?

Patton Oswalt is the Golden State killer!!?

If you think Mueller is “Islamophobic,” or that his tenure at the FBI was in any way influenced by such motivations, you are severely uninformed.

You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I suggest you sit down and educate yourself.

With respect to CDs, you’re fine. DVDs are encrypted, and even though the encryption has been broken for years, ripping them is still likely a criminal violation of the anti-circumvention provisions in section 1201 of the DMCA.

Yep. Remember when the Sony emails leaked and there was a sad email From Reiser to a Sony exec wondering why all seasons of Mad About You were not available on DVD? Reiser’s career has gone nowhere since that show ended.

Yes! But not the store-bought, pasteurized glop that comes in a carton. Blech! Homemade eggnog is on of my favorite winter traditions.

Roady McRoad Face?

Are we Arya/Gendry shipping now? Your views are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“BeckinHamm.” You heard it here first.

Sliced hot dogs, naturally.

Thanks for the caveats. I’ll be sure to watch it at the right time, or in conjunction with another film. What’s the cinematic equivalent of a palate cleanser?

Thanks. While I’m certainly not a “super fan,” I like Lynch in general—I enjoyed Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive, and loved Twin Peaks—so I will have to add Eraserhead to my watch list.

I have honestly not heard of that one. Is it worth checking out?

You think Mulholland Drive was when Lynch got weird? Have you not seen Blue Velvet?

Having ample experience with K cars myself, I love this spoof.

My first roommate freshman year at a large public university was from a rural part of our state (why this is relevant will become clear shortly). He was good-natured and reasonably smart, but probably had no business being in college. His stated life goal was to join the Coast Guard so that he could “drink beer and…

I can’t stand these things. I dislike commercial mail in general and have gone through great lengths to prevent it from arriving at my home, even getting a PO Box. I unsubscribe, opt-out, and/or get myself removed from most any list to which I’m added. I even used the (terrible, user-unfriendly) DMAChoice website to…