I love that every time an Antoine Fuqua film comes out the trailer at some point says “From the director of Training Day” because he hasn’t made a decent film since.

That was cocaine. Probably.

President Camacho would be such an improvement right now.

NEVER!

The best description I’ve ever heard of the ‘alt-right’ is that it’s a chain comprised entirely of weak links.

Sad to see the good name of Ed Wood being associated with such a low class event.

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

My pitch for the movie:

#halfaseasonandamovie

I used to get a Community notification for this?

Somewhere, Chevy Chase is glowering.

Alright, I’ve been dying to bring this up here since I spent way too long researching this yesterday after my rewatch of the series.

Young people are idiots.

carrying signs that describe the FBI as [...] Nickelback fans,

See, THIS is why a Dark Tower film franchise was never going to end well.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Quit social media

I have some news for you. You might want to sit down...

You know, they could have called Irvin Kershner. He’s tanned, rested and ready to go.

Yeah, these people who lose elections and have diehard fans but won’t go away are really annoying.