Came here to write the same thing, but you beat me to it.

Well, this is John Constan-teen, and the blonde, British one is John Constan-tyne. Problem solved!

“A mistake is only a microaggression you haven’t called out yet.”

I also have a source that can confirm the same.

There’s a scene when somebody gets a bat to the head, and I always wince.

Check your nodding privilege; this statement is incredibly offensive to Albanians.

He doesn’t have time to type properly, he’s so busy putting a shirt over the first shirt.

Where on this list is The Thirteenth Floor, you hacks?

“Her” was half a good movie.

When Guitar World (or Guitar Player, it’s been 20 years +) reviewed Wildflowers, they wrote “three chords, endless invention”. That’s a good overall summary of him, I think. Anyway, been a fan since Handle With Care, when I didn’t know his name, but referred to him as the muppet-looking guy. RIP.

I’ve been watching Fireman Sam with my eldest recently, and have had similar thoughts about Norman Price. We’ll never get to see it, obviously, but at some point, if Norman isn’t found out as a pyromaniac and sent to some institution, I figure they eventually arrive a smidge too late to rescue him.

It’s a good short story, but even with Thomas Jane on board, I doubt they can catch that Dreamcatcher lighting in a bottle again.

Sounds like a Luc Besson movie, all right.

It is pretty fun. And vaguely sad, because I realize how much time I’ve spent posting random, pointless remarks here.

“If gays can get married, what’s next? Lobotomizing horses?”

I have no strong feelings either way. No idea if Trevorow can write good scripts, but Abrams is pretty hit and miss. Still, it’s not like he’s being replaced with Kinja.

I’m curious as to why no-one has called bullshit on the continued assertions that Skrein must surely be familiar with a pretty obscure comic book instead of the multi-million dollar movie adaptations his agent told him were being rebooted with an edgier director.

James Woods is the Kinja of people.

XTC’s “Your Dictionary” from Apple Venus. It’s a savage FU to an ex, so relentlessly bitter it almost ends up funny.

The original Dark Waters was great. So there. The remake was bad, though not as bad as Kinja.