"Guillermo Del Toro tapped to produce new series of “Firefly”; Terry Gilliam to direct, script by George RR Martin."

Only if the technology lets Peter Thiel down.

Maybe Dennis Hastert can step in.

Nude badminton, then sauna.

"A guy getting run over by an invisible car" – I so have to watch this now

Make James Woods great again!

Sleeping Beauty: The witch doesn't get invited to a birthday party, which hurts her feelings, so she decides to kill an innocent child. Like, there might be a reason your invite got lost in the mail, you know?

Sometimes a haircut is a good thing.

Years from now, people will watch Office Space for the first time and not get the Michael Bolton joke.

The book Future Noir – and I haven't read it since 1998, so I could be misremembering – claims that Scott and Ford argued about it at the time, with Ford saying the audience needed someone to root for and arguing for Deckard's humanity, whereas Scott wanted the opposite.

You forgot Highlander: Macross

Bill O'Reilly: Every offense to everyone.

He's probably a bit jet lagged from all the trolling arguing he's doing in France and Germany at the moment.

Oh god, Tumblr would implode…

I totally forgot about him. He wrote that poem about turnips, right?

Who can forget his turn in The Ladies' Man? (I'm actually on record for liking that movie.)

There'll be a poker game and he'll lose his ship to a Corellian and it'll be the most memorable part and there will be a bunch of people with a sense of disappointment without quite understanding why,

Alternately, William December Williams sounds like a Neil Gaiman character who leads a dull life before discovering he's the prodigal son of a space pirate demi-god.

I saw parts of that years ago. I was surprised by how hilarious he was.

I wish Silver Sun had gone on to bigger things, though there's a certain charm following James Broad's adventures in making tea on Twitter.