The late, lamented Lucius Shepard's takedown of the original movie is pretty great: http://www.electricstory.co…

EGGS!

It's related to The Wet Hot American Summer paradox.

When I get here late, I often tend to skim threads, which is of course regrettable. I mistakenly read your comment as you saying Schwarzenegger had a better grasp on the constitution than the current POTUS, which was obviously faulty on my part, but also seemed probable, what with Schwartzenegger having served as…

Seriously? I'm Norwegian and all we do is bitch.

He was governor. Not a very successful one, form what I gather, but he's clearly not an idiot.

It's clearly Kirk in one of the cold-hearted Dan Palladino-scripted episodes. Probably the one where he tries to buy the house Luke wants.

Hmm. You've piqued my interest now. I do tend to trust my fellow AV Clubbers' judgement. Maybe I'll give it a shot after all.

I haven't. The reviews were middling, so I've avoided it so far. I didn't even get through a third of Mister B Gone, so I'm a bit wary of his new stuff in general. I'm currently re-reading the Books of Blood, though. A few duds, but most of it holds up really well. (With two small children and having returned to…

Yes, he got toxic shock from a routine check at the dentist. It scared the hell out of me when I listened to him tell the story on the podcast, because I had two root canals the same year, and had been near-delirious from the pain both times. It was scarier than anything he's written in years. I've given up hoping for…

All that sweet (((Soros))) money made it worth it.

I'm sold.

It's streets ahead.

Yes, I think Neil Gaiman hinted strongly in that direction, but who knows?

Or he asked her to stay knowing she would pass an insane order, so he could scream "you're fired" very quickly and publicly to make the Breitbarters cream their jeans.

Then they decided it was easier to turn everyone outside Russia into alcoholics instead.

Fuqua is a quite pedestrian director, in my humble opinion. I find it so difficult to get excited about any initial project of his that the thought of a sequel is

Right you are. I looked her up on Google, and once I got past the first cascade of pictures of her feet (why, people?) and got a look of her face, it was obvious.

Ronald Reagan worked with apes. Before that, he was an actor.

"Miles Teller IS Richard Spencer!"