Hows it hang? Left or right?

I say as long as you both get there it doesn't mater how fast or slow it is. Sometimes I'd rather it be quick so I can get back to watching some fucking tv.

That is just f'n retarded

I thought he was going to do it to the black guy... start of WW3

Rapists going to rape!

If the tampon fits

I swear the cunts at my office send themselves flowers... they make such a big deal about them.

Can't be a zombie... cheerleaders have no brains.

Got to yell 'go back to Africa!' to get a proper reaction apparently

What is wrong with you guys? I would crush that shit! Crazy sex is the best sex.

Back in my college days at football games people would piss in cups and toss them at opposing fans.

Our babies, you can't adopt! You American capitalist pigs!

No Joe in fur? Fuck that shit I'm not watching.

Russians like it bearback huh?

Hell yeah! Needs a doobie in mouth though!

If only Obama would be such a manly leader...

Are these the stars of lemonparty? Google it if you are unfamiliar.

Actually he was trying to help, you see his friend took a shit in it first and he felt guilty so tried to counterbalance it.