Good, because if you got your panties in a bunch over a poop story citation I would think you were mad, and maybe a faggot. Glad you are not!

u mad bitch?

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have…

What about 2 girls 1 cup? Chocolate pudding? I hope I hope I hope....

It could be worse he could have covered up a rape.. oh wait.

Hookah is such a waste of good weed... KD should be ashamed!!

good for you man, keep it up

Stay classy Philly!

I bet Priefer dreams that Aaron Rodgers gives him the discount double check.... bet that is where his self hate comes from.

Bite the pillow, I am going in dry.

Still a douche

But you are not bitter, amirite?

Doesn't just rape defenses

Doesn't just rape defenses

Stay away from cops or, if you can't, try to blend in. I.e., if you're going to do something illegal, do it at home. When out and about, the people who will attract a cop's attention are the ones with pot leaf bumper stickers, unusual hairstyles and clothes, and so on. "In reality, cops love hassling people who stand…

hmm I think someone should ass rape him and tell him to enjoy it... Though he just might.

I rowed in college and it wasn't preppy... at least where I rowed. Any sport where you can catch a crab isn't preppy imo :D

Well before I let a lady make sweet love to me, I thoroughly inspect her vagina. I get out my miners hat with light attachment and get down to business. I use the 4 point inspection method.