Tiger Woods is a bartard... wow. He will OD soon I bet.

don’t spoil the fun lol

When I am done with my student loans... 100k left... I will put half of the old payment into investments and the other half into a vacation fund.

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I…

Not as good as this one!

My wife got shit-canned in MO for having a baby... She took 3 weeks maternity leave and then when she returned they told her she was done.

Don't you mean 'axing for it'?

The other day my daughter did an awesome move... well it would have been more awesome if I didn't have to clean it up. She started barfing, turning around in a 360 while barfing. The move was finished by bending over and puking down the furnace vent. I stood there watching in awe. Then I was like 'fuck my life I…

And that is for hitting on my girl bitch!

oh, I am blessed with a job that pays me enough to make those payments and still have some left to live on. But I still hate sending in those payments every month.... a bit longer than 3 more years and I'll be done.

Go to the Sallie Mae site and put in my payment

Did he die?

watch your whore mouth... that is Iowa STATE not Iowa...

I am paying 5k per month on my loans... I wish I could run away from them.

If that doesn't work I carry a jar of peanut butter in my jacket. I'll pull it out and cover myself in it. I got the idea from this guy... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ff_129…

My dog has gotten away from me a few time, I sit down and flop around and they always come back to me to see what is going on, then I grab their collar.

I'm 35 and I still plan on selling mine at 8 years or 100k, whichever comes first.

The only problem with this is if you have an emergency and you have to sell for a loss when the market is down. I keep my emergency cash in Ally at .9%. Not great but I don't have to worry about needing it when the market sucks.

They can't terminate her! She just fucking quit! The man always trying to keep us down!

Iowa wins, CJB the rest of the way please Ferentz