Shush, let her speak.

She does realize that alternative history is a genre of fiction and not an actual discipline like history, archaeology and anthropology, right? Right?

Does it make me an Old that this makes me enraged?

“Who is this gentle stranger with pecs like melons and knees of fringe?”

GAH I know, right? It should be VIAL! Or PHIAL!

Seriously. I’m just gonna assume there aren’t many horse people here, because why would you want a Friesian when you could have an AT. Or an Iberian-hey, it’s all the mane you can ask for, with none of the inbreeding or crappy gaits. And colors! Lots of colors!

Me too - “the equine version of fabio”.

That was my first thought, too!

THANK YOU

THANK YOU. This is the second time today I’ve seen someone use “vile” in place of “vial” and it’s killing me.

Pretty much

a pretty little vile necklace

Akhal Teke.

That was legitimately the first thing that came out of my mouth .....“Fabio Horse”.

Mr. Dinklage to the Drumpf podium, STAT!

The Worst’s attorney just called and ordered us to stop besmirching the name/brand of “The Worst” with the likes of the infamous douche canoe Justine Bieber.

In other news, hikers in sylvan settings often encounter ursine spoor.