‘Father Figure’ makes a reference to “tiny hands” - I see what you did there. :D

Now I’d have watched THAT version of Twilight.

“I am a gigantic attention seeker. Look at me. Look at me. It must all be about MEEEEEEEEEE.”

Oh my god, the laptop I’m posting on has tape over the camera!

Also - ‘vile necklace’? *sigh*

With those gleaming muscles and all that hair, he’s more like the Fabio of horses.

Where’s Dinklage when you need him?

I’m picturing your email as coming from ‘No1CurrAboutYourBoner’ and thinking - well, no wonder they didn’t reply!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7nbc…

Bieber does it too, who knows what it signifies ...

Madam, I salute you.

I HAVE A TANSY TOO!!!

I’d pinch his PIE and make him CHEEKS!!

Also lots of water and portion control!

Yes, but IIRC they believed that hysteria was caused by the womb travelling around the body.

While we’re on the subject of mothers and Dr Laura.

Eeek! My sleep walking consists of wandering around looking for the other people that I'm convinced are there ... what does this mean??

Oh that's just too much preciousness.