My reaction to this continues to be:

#propaganda

I know there must be Madonna fans out there, but... who are they? Who are these people making her think that all this shit is okay?

I'm gonna coin a term for the conflicted feeling we get from musicians who we want to like because they made some entertaining music at some point but who are otherwise such stupid and cringeworthy people that when their songs come on the radio we aren't sure whether to sing along or recoil in disgust.

Calling it the…

I once read a pro-life thingy written from the perspective of a growing foetus and I was like 'AAH KILL IT, KILL THE TALKING DEMONBABY' which is probably not the effect they were going for.

I'm glad they are going to start using a safety seat for Ivy. Frankly, I'm really surprised they didn't do this already, as she probably uses a car seat in their car, right? How do you have a child with special physical needs and not look really closely into solutions for safety in special situations (like flying,…

Well, when I realized what was happening, I sneakily slid some of her additional gifts under the couch and will return them. And the next time I'm home (she lives with my dad, because she's a precious 24 year old snowflake who doesn't understand adulting), I'm snagging the sweater and the Kate Spade necklace too.

Oh wow, so you know damn well what to get her next year?

I really don't want to brief everyone in my life on the details of my illnesses.

yeah no.

On the flip side, does anyone know how to really socialize if you don't eat out? Because of a combination of things (mental and physical), I don't really eat or drink anything I don't prepare myself.

Thanks for the tea snort!

Yeah, I used to coach at a stable with a lot of very veeery expensive and high strung horses that were often bought by rich and stupid asshats, and I saw this exact thing happen because a lady thought putting a huge flouncy wedding dress over a nervous horse was a great idea.

Painfully tight. I hope she stops for a while.

I mean, weddings are insufferable enough, leave the horses alone.

Come on let's be real,the handler knew and was like "fuck this bridezilla yolo!"

You'd be stressed to if you saw yourself being mounted by a giant marshmallow.