:')

I have a rule. Nothing goes in my vagina that my partner won't immediately miss if it doesn't come out.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PERFECTION AHHHHH [insert Channing Tatum email-esque excitement rant)

This is a Pudu Deer... thats all...

We thought the kids were watching tv, snuck upstairs for some hott sexx. We were standing up with my husband behind me, happily occupied, when our 3 year old burst in to announce that he needed a banana. The irony didn't escape us.

I'm a hater too. Making your cat travel around the country to sit in front of crowds for events she neither cares about nor understands just seems wrong.

When are abusive homicidal motherfuckers going to get the order right? You first, asshole.

I mean this as nicely as possible: I hope some day, Grumpy Cat mauls her owners in their sleep.

I like to think they haven't fooled everyone but every time this comes up, out come the people insisting the "Tardar Sauce" excuse is legit. Never mind that the original Tumblr was called "Tard the Grumpy Cat" or that in early interviews they talk about how off Grumpy Cat's face was as a kitten - you know, the age…

I once lived with the most chill, friendly, laid-back cat named Pete (full name, Pete-You-Idiot for his habit of running outside when the door was opened so I'd go outside and pick him up). Pete got along with everyone - humans, dogs, other cats. He loved going for rides in my car, sitting on the passenger seat (long…

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

I'm a cat lover and I'm one of those haters. I feel bad for that cat. Plus her phrase that they (tried? or successfully?) trademarked was stolen from a Kate Beaton comic.

What I learned from this article is that I'm a Grumpy Cat "hater" for feeling sorry for her.

Okay so I know 'pet shamers' suck really hard but hasn't poor grumpy cat had enough? With the movie, the constant appearances and flying around the country, poor little Tardar Sauce (actual name) must be bloody miserable. Oh for the good old days of lounging around at home with the occasional digital camera based…

Right?? So adorable :)

NO THEY ARE OUR CUTE OCEAN PALZ

Well she was, technically. She did all the Responsible Gun Owner thing: She followed the background check procedure, she legally purchased the firearm, patiently followed waiting period protocol...

But you seen, she WAS a responsible gun owner...right until the point where she had an accident, then she became an irresponsible gun owner. And since she became irresponsible, we can still claim that no responsible gun owner behaves this way.

The logic is flawless! :D

THIS IS NO PLACE FOR HIGH PEOPLE. GO. OFF. GO TO YOUTUBE RN. GO SEARCH CUTTLEFISH AND WATCH THAT.