Kitty Poo is a dog's caviar.

It's more of a dominance thing. The golden is afraid the Shepard will eat it's food if he doesn't gobble it up quickly. Notice how he went for the Shepard's plate but ultimately backed down. It's cause the Shep rules the roost.

His twitter bio:

How many girlfriend was it?

Spent 4 yeas doing stuff for a Philosophy degree, so take it from me: it's nonsense. Almost semantically moot. As if Big Willy Style raised a child by exclusively repeating the mantra "you're a genius" and letting "Waking Life" fill in the gaps while he was off being Hancock.

what if they sold rumbas with Siamese cats?!

Considering how heavily photoshopped these pictures are, can you be sure you're not already in the calendar?

Rebuttal: Therapy Rooster visits nursing home.

We lived in separate countries and neither of us was ready to move to the others. And I was very much afraid of commitment at that age as well. The timing and circumstance just wasn't right.

I can remember back when Juno came out, I totally referred to my penis as my pork sword during sexy time.

Ariel has to kiss the prince before the sun sets on the third day to remain human. Alas! you see the sun has already set and he hasn't kissed her so shes turning back into a mermaid.

BoyFloreat is currently studying to be in diplomatic services. Assuming his career path goes well and is on schedule, when we get married we will be living abroad somewhere, no idea where. If I can, and if it's a place I feel comfortable doing so, I'd like to get married there, rather than returning to the UK so that…

But it's sort of weird to get mad at someone for throwing a party you don't want to go to. If it would be a strain on your time or finances, just don't go.

I beg to differ- I think it's ridiculous that couples are pressured into doing shit they don't want just for their guests. I got tired of the requests and pressure, so we eloped instead- and it was AWESOME. I don't give a shit what other people wanted on my wedding day- I wanted something simple and stress-free, and I…

Also, it's not fair to mock another person's fear. Most women have been raised in a society that blames the victim. If we get raped or hurt, it's because we somehow provoked it with our dress or our audacity to walk around unescorted. If we are only going to be blamed for the harm done to us by others, then yes we…

She's just turned back into a mermaid because the sun set before he kissed her. So not diarrhea but still vaguely butt-related.

And that profession has rewards..I remember standing in a very old gentleman's room while he used the bedside commode. He was demented, and a little too weak for me to leave him. Cancer had made his bowels extremely pungent and loose, and I was full of (painful) gas. Finally, I realized he was too unaware to know,…

Guy here. Hate to ruin your days ladies but hopefully this might make life easier. If you ever go to the bathroom at all with us we're going to assume you pooped so you might as well. On the spectrum of how well informed a guy might be about the world of women I'd consider myself fairly well informed but I still…

haha! A really fat wrist rest!