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Aww, I think I prefer Lumpy Emma!

I've bottlefed quite a few kittens and the boys are the cutest, they stand up and grab the bottle with their front paws and nom nom nom away.

God what an awful thing to say to you! Don't feel guilty, you did your best (I've been there too).

I always think of that V as the 'penis muscle' because it's usually seen on men and points to the schlongal area. I think it looks weird on a woman. Which might just be an excuse for me not working out, but hey whatever!

The Refund Gap! I don't believe those tits for a moment. And am I supposed to want to look like her? I think she looks awful - I'm pretty sure women's shoulders are not supposed to be wider than their hips.

YES! Major plotline just abandoned because ... well, perhaps because the writers found him as annoying as I did. As far as I was concerned, his one redeeming feature was Vincent.

"as long as you didn't think about him too much"

Not without a full-body condom ....

Fluffage and bounceage!

I suppose the answer to 'I'm a comedian' is " .... well, then why aren't you funny?"

"Grant giving his finest performance". Well. There's a lure.

I'm very happy to say I didn't even notice her, La Streep's charisma wiped her from the picture for me.

It's definitely the ultimate form of martyrdom.

Poor boy. For most of us, our hideous mistakes remain private, shuddersome moments, this one's right out there ...

YEARS and YEARS of cool just flew out the window.

Hell, if I'm going to see a movie, I don't even read reviews - they give far too much away. And yes, the clue was in the title.

Yup. That's exactly where the movie lost me.

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